Letting Her Know What’s Up

Oh man… I got a sexy new style to my hair today.

I go to Monica at Zip Zap. She understands me when I tell her I
want a “Dirty-Ass JBF Agent Mulder With a Beard Meets Fat Elvis
With a Mullet.” She told me today that it’s fun to cut my hair.

That’s what I’m here for.

She cuts my hair dry, which I like because it really makes the
haircut tight right out of the box. Like, a lot of the time it
takes a couple days to grow into the haircut; that’s not the
case here.

You don’t walk out looking like you “just got a haircut.” In
fact, I don’t even have to comb my hair anymore, I simply wake
up and go.

These haircuts are THAT GOOD.

I don’t know what she did exactly, but she said she was
“shattering it out.”

So I’m on a freakin’ roll these past few weeks. Bang bang bang.
Every day I’m banging, usually multiple women. The overall
effect of this has oddly enough been to make me MORE horny.

I walk around in a perpetual state of arousal, I will fuck
anything that catches my eye. I feel like a SHARK with a
boner.

Girls can pick up on this. Add a professional level of
smoothness, game and value and all doors are opened for you.
Life becomes a smorgasbord of women, for you to pleasure and
enjoy.

I love all of these women, I am a rake, I give them incredible
emotional and physical highs, and I am completely honest with
them about my behavior. But I’m getting off track here.

Thing is, I frequently see guys running great textbook game, but
there is no passion behind it and consequently they get nowhere.
It’s like they are so caught up in the technical aspects of
gaming that they lose sight of the end goal… GETTING IT ON.
The hot, kissing, licking, banging, etc.

This is what we are in the game for, gentlemen. NOT to get some
chicks giggling at your awesome cocky tricks and lines.

Many men today are totally pussified. Choded out. They are
ashamed of their desires. Heaven forbid a woman thinks you want
to have sex!

Many guys deal with this by going overboard with “active
disinterest,” taking it to the point of asexuality.

Can you say, “Platonic Friend Zone?” I knew you could

Last night, I’m sitting at the bar and a VERY cute chick with
glasses sits next to me. I casually turn and say, “Hey… do
you like douchebags? I am one. Will you be my friend?”

She says, “No. Are you going to buy me a drink?”

I reply, “Nah… maybe if you make out with me.”

She goes, “No way!”

I shrug, totally unreactive, and say with a smile, “That’s fair.
Blah blah blah” and roll into standard game.

Thirty minutes later, I am engaged with hyper focus, my face
close to hers. We’re in our own little game bubble, and I am
suddenly and powerfully gripped with the desire to grab and
have my way with this girl until she screams in ecstacy.

My eyes tell her this. She understands. I pull her in by the
waist gently but firmly and start hardcore makeout. She is
breathing heavily.

I pull away.

Her friends come to take her home, but before she leaves she
is sure to get my number. This is on for sure yadadamean… this
how we do in the Bay yo!

Take a look at your own game. Are you being sexual enough? If not,
make a conscious effort to MAN UP. This game is NOT as
complicated as many make it out to be. Remember that women are,
in my experience, HORNY AS HELL. All these pussychodes running
around make them extremely frustrated.

They just want to get bent over, as Tim so quaintly puts it.

But there are also a lot of horndogs out there with no game. Be
the best of both worlds. Get your game tight, but remember:
there comes a time to forget the lines and the tricks and just
go CAVEMAN.

My general attitude is, “I’ll bang you RIGHT NOW girl, just say
the word and strap in for the ride of your life. If not, no big
deal, I don’t care. It’s totally fine and we’ll still be
friends. But know this… I ain’t no muthafukkin joke.”

Man, I gotta go get some RIGHT NOW. My junk is getting chafed.

Anyways, hope this inspires you guys. Go get em!

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TESTIMONIAL TIME!!!

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“YO OX!!! - HIGH FIVE!!!

Just a quick email to really thank you for all your work
during the bootcamp, it really was a life changing experience for
me, i thought the entire weekend was AMAZING! Wheras
everyone else fell asleep as soon as they got home i was
awake for another couple of hours each nite through sheer
excitement!! haha :)

I now KNOW I can get the women I want, and I am really
going to continue what I learnt from bootcamp and go out to
bars and chat to women instead of standing around in the
safety of my own friends.

I really know that the weekend has changed me internally.
I feel changes in my thoughts towards women - for the better.
I.e. previously I would openly state that I had ‘no
standards’, now I know i can do a lot better than what I
would of previously settled for.

I really cant thank you enough dude, i keep finding myself
grinning and laughing to myself, my brain cant quite cope
with the changes, it all seems a bit surreal, but i know its
for real, and im going to put the work in to make sure its
forever and I don’t go back to old ways :)

p.s. please give Jeffy my full thanks, he was HUGELY
KNOWLEDGABLE and has definately been a source of inspiration
for me!!”

-DB, London

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Yeah I get that a lot… usually it’s along the lines of
“Jeffy was such a disturbing character, I was inspired… if
HE can do this, then anyone can!”

Thanks though. I take this job VERY SERIOUSLY.

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And now, back to my haircut.

I think this haircut was an incredible value at a mere $35.

Owl gets the $6 Mexican haircut on 24th Street, and they make
him look like a chode for two months. I’m looking at his hair
right now, in fact, and I’m actually laughing aloud at how chode
it looks.

But damn, mine looks pimp as all get out.

I’d bang me. Totally.

In any case, it’s time to put the kibosh on this episode. You
know the drill…

I’ll see you soon.

Sincerely,

Jeffy, Executive Coach
REAL SOCIAL DYNAMICS