I’ve looked over the list of guys who’ve seized the chance to get
the Blueprint Decoded LIMITED EDITION, and I didn’t see your name
on the list.
I want to remind you that this is your last chance to take advantage
of our Blueprint Decoded Bonus Edition Special - tomorrow it’s over.
The Blueprint Decoded is an epic, [...]

Looking down the list of guys who’ve jumped at the chance to get the
SPECIAL LAUNCH EDITION of the Blueprint, I didn’t see your name.
Maybe it’s that your order hasn’t been processed yet… but just in
case, I want to remind you that the CLOCK IS TICKING.
You’ve only got THREE DAYS to take advantage of [...]

Well, you’re in for a treat. Today you don’t have to listen to
me drone on about cats or duct tape, because Tyler’s in da house.
He’s prepared an article about the latest technology to come
down the pipe:
THE NEW NATURAL GAME.
The piece really speaks for itself, so I’ll just grab some
popcorn and get things rolling here.
Tyler?
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Thanks Jeffy.
What [...]

Oh man… I got a sexy new style to my hair today.
I go to Monica at Zip Zap. She understands me when I tell her I
want a “Dirty-Ass JBF Agent Mulder With a Beard Meets Fat Elvis
With a Mullet.” She told me today that it’s fun to cut my hair.
That’s what I’m here for.
She cuts [...]

As you may know, I took up the ancient art of cooking not too
long ago, mainly as an adjunct of my recent health
transformation.
Cooking for yourself is infinitely cheaper than eating out, and
you can control every ingredient that goes in to fit your own
nutritional profile.
Well, we’re going on 10 months here, and I’m starting to [...]

So, something interesting happened the other day. I was invited
to be on the panel of a “roast” of my friend, ostensibly to
“honor” him on his 30th Birthday,
Of course, I had to step up to the challenge.
If you’ve seen these roasts of various celebs on TV, you know
it’s a free-for-all where everybody involved gets slammed. I [...]

The title of this issue has absolutely nothing to do with
anything. At all. I just like the way it sounds.
Come to think of it, it makes sense that cheerleaders would
appeal to me, as it seems I’ve become a bit of a JOCK lately.
All I do is drink protein and probiotic berry powder, ride
my [...]

It’s that time again. Time for COACH OF THE MONTH.
This time around, it’s none other than the Spanish Conquistador
of Desire… OZZIE.
For those who don’t know, lemme give you a quick background on
Ozzie.
Ozzie was born and raised in Havana, Cuba. From a very young age,
he realized that he was meant for more than the [...]

You know, they say you never get a second chance to
make a first impression. I think in most cases, that
statement holds true.
With regard to “game,” that famous axiom underscores
the importance of approaching with confidence and
without hesitation, speaking loudly and just
generally being assertive.
The reason I bring this up, though, is because I
got CRABS.
Yes, [...]

I’m sitting here in bed writing up today’s newsletter.
You know, I do a lot of traveling, and whenever I return home
from a long trip, I am simply AMAZED at how comfortable my
bed is.
Like, when I was in Spain I was sleeping on some basic chode
Spanish bed, and it was fine, you know nothing special, and [...]